Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🤣
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 27, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 8, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 6, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 6, 2022
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Sekela (Guest) on November 5, 2022
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Masika (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 25, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 25, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 21, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Mjaka (Guest) on September 27, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 26, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Amina (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 9, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mgeni (Guest) on August 27, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Abubakari (Guest) on August 25, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Wande (Guest) on August 17, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Mzee (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Sarafina (Guest) on August 7, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
Saidi (Guest) on August 2, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Habiba (Guest) on July 30, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 28, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 14, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 7, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mhina (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 19, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 12, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 11, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 10, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 7, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Baridi (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 29, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Zuhura (Guest) on April 24, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Amani (Guest) on April 22, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Ndoto (Guest) on April 18, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
George Mallya (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Rahim (Guest) on April 2, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 23, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Maimuna (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Chiku (Guest) on March 14, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Josephine (Guest) on March 2, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 26, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 17, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Binti (Guest) on February 6, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 31, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 1, 2022
😂 So funny!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 29, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Fatuma (Guest) on December 16, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️