Funny Answer: 🧙♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 18, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Majid (Guest) on October 9, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
Mashaka (Guest) on October 1, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 21, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 15, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Maneno (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 23, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Shamim (Guest) on August 14, 2022
😁 This is gold!
Baridi (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
John Kamande (Guest) on August 7, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 7, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Selemani (Guest) on July 11, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 9, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 9, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
John Malisa (Guest) on June 30, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Maulid (Guest) on June 10, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 8, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 1, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 14, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 12, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Maida (Guest) on April 28, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Husna (Guest) on April 21, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 9, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Juma (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Daudi (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 25, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 10, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Ndoto (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Ali (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Latifa (Guest) on February 1, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 21, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Kheri (Guest) on January 14, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Asha (Guest) on January 2, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 28, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
George Mallya (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 25, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 24, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 24, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Leila (Guest) on December 23, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Rahim (Guest) on December 10, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥