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Binti: Hallow mpenzi, Mambo





Jamaa: Poa baby





Binti:Uko wapi?





Jamaa: Niko town napata lunch





Binti: Wow unarudi saa ngap? Nina njaa dear naomba uniletee msosi





Jamaa: Narudi baada ya nusu saa nikuletee nini?





Binti: Niletee chipsi kuku, soseji, mayai manne ya kukaangwa pembeni, baga, piza, coke take away baridi, mkate wa moto kwenye ile bekari ya wapemba na maji ya kunywa ya kiimanjaro.





Jamaa:Umesahau viti, meza, masufuria, sahani na beseni na vijiko.





Binti: Kwanini dear?





Jamaa: Naona hutaki kula unataka kufungua hoteli!


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