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Majambaz waliliteka gar moja lililokua limeshehen abiria
Baada ya abiria kusachiwa na majambaz hao na kukutwa hawana pesa, majambaz wakasema kila m2 atapigwa viboko (bakora) kutokana na namba ya shati alilovaa
Aliyekua hana namba atasalimika
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