Why don’t animals eat clowns?

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 21, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Abubakari (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 7, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 25, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Hawa (Guest) on September 17, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 3, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Binti (Guest) on August 30, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on August 20, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sharifa (Guest) on August 19, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 20, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 16, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 3, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 2, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Muslima (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nahida (Guest) on May 14, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 4, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 25, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 21, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 7, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 26, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 9, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 7, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Salma (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 24, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Hawa (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Shamsa (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Sultan (Guest) on February 8, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2023

😄 Too good!

Zawadi (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Kassim (Guest) on January 22, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Maida (Guest) on January 21, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Kahina (Guest) on January 15, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mwanais (Guest) on December 16, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 6, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Raha (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Warda (Guest) on November 3, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ali (Guest) on October 26, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 24, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mariam (Guest) on October 17, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Tambwe (Guest) on October 1, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 21, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥