David Chacha (Guest) on August 1, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mgeni (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 19, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 18, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 13, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Selemani (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ali (Guest) on July 3, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 25, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Juma (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 30, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 27, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Zawadi (Guest) on May 22, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Halimah (Guest) on May 5, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Shukuru (Guest) on April 20, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Khalifa (Guest) on April 20, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on April 16, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 13, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Rehema (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Rahma (Guest) on April 6, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 30, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 28, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 26, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Jamal (Guest) on March 2, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 1, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Amina (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nchi (Guest) on January 29, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 26, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 24, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 15, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Omari (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

John Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Jamila (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Sekela (Guest) on December 26, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nchi (Guest) on December 23, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 14, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hamida (Guest) on November 26, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Warda (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 23, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 1, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 26, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Rahma (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 13, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 19, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Zuhura (Guest) on September 14, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 7, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 31, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉