What dies but never lives? A battery! π
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ππ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
John Malisa (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 17, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Maulid (Guest) on March 13, 2016
π Perfect joke!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 1, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 1, 2016
π Canβt stop laughing!
James Mduma (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Maida (Guest) on February 29, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Maulid (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
David Chacha (Guest) on February 7, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 1, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Zubeida (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 26, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 22, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 12, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 9, 2015
π Iβm still laughing!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Sharifa (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 20, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Wande (Guest) on October 20, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 19, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 18, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 16, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 1, 2015
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 27, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Mchawi (Guest) on September 26, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Abdillah (Guest) on September 15, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Fikiri (Guest) on September 5, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Abdullah (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Issa (Guest) on August 30, 2015
π€£ Sending this now!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
David Chacha (Guest) on August 10, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Jafari (Guest) on August 5, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Furaha (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Wande (Guest) on July 30, 2015
π Laughing so hard right now!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 27, 2015
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Makame (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 6, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Farida (Guest) on May 28, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Tabu (Guest) on May 27, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 13, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 9, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ