Funny Answer: π§ββοΈ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! π»π
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Arifa (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Khalifa (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Zubeida (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 29, 2016
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 27, 2016
π This is a keeper!
Omar (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Abdillah (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Nashon (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Amani (Guest) on January 5, 2016
π This is too funny!
Nassar (Guest) on January 1, 2016
π That punchline was epic!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 11, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 21, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Ahmed (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 12, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Sultan (Guest) on October 9, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 25, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 29, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
John Mushi (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Sarafina (Guest) on August 15, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 23, 2015
π I canβt stop laughing!
Zakaria (Guest) on July 20, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Maida (Guest) on July 12, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Amina (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Sharifa (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Tabu (Guest) on May 20, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Khamis (Guest) on May 7, 2015
π What a joke!
Rubea (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 29, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Baraka (Guest) on March 22, 2015
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2015
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2015
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Juma (Guest) on February 17, 2015
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Issack (Guest) on February 16, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ