Huu ndio mlolongo wa michepuko kuwahi kutokea kati ya mke, mume mwanafunzi na boss
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.
MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote. SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week. MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week (Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo. MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy wake ambaye ndo (BOSS): Dear hakuna tution wiki hii nakuja kwako…..
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Siendi Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu atanitembelea. SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena MUME (anampigia Mpango): dah! mpenzi, huyu mke wangu haendi tena. Shit! So hadi next time plz Mpango wa kando a.k.a teacher (anampigia mwanafunzi): Darasa kama kawaida sorry for the earlier message. MWANAFUNZI: darling tution inaendelea kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!! BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya Serena iko palepale……
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.
Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nipo kwenye daladala siti ya nyuma kabisa nimekaa na mrembo mzurii.sasa nikawa namtongoza kwa sauti ya chini sana watu wengine wasiskie,akawa hanijibu kitu,mala gafra akapayuka kwanguvu na kwa sauti ya juu iliyomshtua kila mtu. "Nimesema stakii,stakii tena unikome"😳😳
Nami nikamjibu kwa sauti ya juu vile vile "Kama umejamba nisikwambie bhanaa,kwani ww nani?"☹
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 MIMI SIO MTU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO Sipendag ujuinga mim
Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu….. Interviewer: where were u born? Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part? Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania.. 😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim
