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Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
"… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."





Mke akadakia, "Unadhani mimi sina ee" akaanza:-
I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!!
Chezea mchepuko…!!


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