Why do bees have sticky hair?

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Shabani (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 17, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Asha (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 8, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on January 7, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Selemani (Guest) on December 18, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Nashon (Guest) on December 4, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 3, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Rahim (Guest) on December 2, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Rabia (Guest) on November 26, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 21, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 19, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Abdillah (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Sumaya (Guest) on October 23, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 22, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Raha (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Bakari (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 17, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Chiku (Guest) on October 17, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 10, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Mchawi (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Jabir (Guest) on October 8, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Zawadi (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Muslima (Guest) on October 3, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Makame (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Hekima (Guest) on September 15, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Chiku (Guest) on September 6, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 4, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 30, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Hamida (Guest) on August 26, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 14, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Kazija (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Nashon (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Hashim (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 18, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

John Kamande (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mchawi (Guest) on June 27, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Shukuru (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on May 17, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Hassan (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Chum (Guest) on May 7, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 23, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nashon (Guest) on April 22, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Shabani (Guest) on April 12, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Sarafina (Guest) on March 21, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Furaha (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 18, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲