Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔
Jabir (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 21, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Hekima (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Kahina (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 28, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Chum (Guest) on March 28, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Aziza (Guest) on March 19, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Daudi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Kassim (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Hassan (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Majid (Guest) on January 19, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Salum (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Neema (Guest) on January 12, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Aziza (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 27, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 14, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Hekima (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Salima (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Hassan (Guest) on October 10, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mustafa (Guest) on October 5, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 1, 2016
😄 What a joke!
James Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 25, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 13, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Halimah (Guest) on September 8, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 22, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 15, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 8, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Yusuf (Guest) on July 30, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 1, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 25, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Athumani (Guest) on June 25, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Raha (Guest) on June 18, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 26, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Farida (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Shukuru (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 9, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Nchi (Guest) on May 9, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 17, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅