Why did the elephant cross the road?

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 25, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mohamed (Guest) on January 17, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 14, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on December 24, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 10, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 9, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 1, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Maida (Guest) on November 16, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nahida (Guest) on November 15, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 5, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Sekela (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Rashid (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Farida (Guest) on September 4, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Salma (Guest) on September 2, 2016

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nuru (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on August 28, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mariam (Guest) on August 25, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 9, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nyota (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 3, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 22, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 21, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Maulid (Guest) on July 16, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 15, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Jafari (Guest) on July 14, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Issa (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Chiku (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Jamal (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Nassar (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Omar (Guest) on June 25, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 23, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Khatib (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 15, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Muslima (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Shamsa (Guest) on May 6, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 2, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 6, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Maulid (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆