Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 8, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 25, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 23, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rashid (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Hekima (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Chum (Guest) on March 5, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 5, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Habiba (Guest) on February 26, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Abdillah (Guest) on February 25, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 24, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 24, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Issack (Guest) on February 20, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Faiza (Guest) on February 17, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Arifa (Guest) on February 7, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Baraka (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

John Malisa (Guest) on January 15, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 30, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 6, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Maneno (Guest) on November 18, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mgeni (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Farida (Guest) on October 31, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 23, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Shamsa (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 6, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 4, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 25, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 24, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 21, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 9, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Bakari (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 12, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Jafari (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 26, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

John Kamande (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 21, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Furaha (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 1, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Zakia (Guest) on June 30, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Ahmed (Guest) on June 22, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Masika (Guest) on June 22, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 29, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mgeni (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 20, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 6, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Bakari (Guest) on April 29, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 24, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Hashim (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 11, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 22, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉