Which monster is the best dance partner?

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 8, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 6, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 22, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Baridi (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Zubeida (Guest) on April 7, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Shamsa (Guest) on March 31, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 24, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 18, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 7, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Halima (Guest) on February 20, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Josephine (Guest) on February 14, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Salum (Guest) on February 14, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mashaka (Guest) on February 11, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Tabu (Guest) on February 5, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 16, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Chum (Guest) on December 22, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Zuhura (Guest) on November 27, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 25, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Abubakari (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😄 You got me!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Chiku (Guest) on November 5, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Husna (Guest) on November 4, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Asha (Guest) on November 3, 2016

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Ahmed (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 18, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Khalifa (Guest) on October 16, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Abubakari (Guest) on October 16, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Rashid (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 21, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 15, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Azima (Guest) on August 25, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on August 12, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mashaka (Guest) on June 24, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Abdillah (Guest) on June 12, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 6, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 17, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Bakari (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on April 23, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆