Short answer: A Shampoodle! 🐩💇♀️
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! 🚿💖
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Maulid (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Husna (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
John Lissu (Guest) on January 28, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 25, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 8, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 6, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mzee (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Mashaka (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 21, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Ahmed (Guest) on November 24, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Omar (Guest) on October 31, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Jamal (Guest) on October 28, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Rahma (Guest) on October 28, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 15, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Abdillah (Guest) on October 4, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Faiza (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Kahina (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Daudi (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 19, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Hekima (Guest) on August 8, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Chum (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 17, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Amina (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Salima (Guest) on June 27, 2016
😄 What a joke!
Rukia (Guest) on June 25, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
James Kimani (Guest) on May 30, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Azima (Guest) on May 24, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Abubakar (Guest) on May 15, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 8, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
John Kamande (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Ahmed (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Rashid (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Warda (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️