Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 3, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 3, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Abdullah (Guest) on January 31, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Raha (Guest) on January 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Kahina (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Shamim (Guest) on November 29, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Josephine (Guest) on November 19, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Zakaria (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nasra (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 1, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Fadhila (Guest) on October 28, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Mzee (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Maneno (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Halima (Guest) on October 16, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Amina (Guest) on September 25, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 16, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 14, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Azima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Khatib (Guest) on September 5, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Rehema (Guest) on August 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 25, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 7, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 30, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Rahma (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Chum (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 27, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Salum (Guest) on May 31, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 25, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Jaffar (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Ahmed (Guest) on April 23, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Halima (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Amani (Guest) on April 10, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Abdullah (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 15, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷