Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! πΌπ₯¦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 17, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2017
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Chiku (Guest) on February 25, 2017
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
David Chacha (Guest) on January 24, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Hashim (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Farida (Guest) on December 17, 2016
π Gotta save this!
Shabani (Guest) on December 16, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 15, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Hawa (Guest) on November 18, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
John Mushi (Guest) on November 18, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Saidi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 26, 2016
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 17, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 8, 2016
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Shabani (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Raha (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Sarafina (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 20, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Neema (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! π
Mariam (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Zainab (Guest) on June 18, 2016
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Amir (Guest) on June 18, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Jamal (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 11, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 27, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 9, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 16, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Mwanais (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Sekela (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Jafari (Guest) on March 26, 2016
π You totally won the internet today!
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Ali (Guest) on March 25, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Fadhili (Guest) on March 23, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 11, 2016
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2016
π€£ Sending this now!