Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ผ๐ฅฆ
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 17, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Chiku (Guest) on February 25, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
David Chacha (Guest) on January 24, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Hashim (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Farida (Guest) on December 17, 2016
๐ Gotta save this!
Shabani (Guest) on December 16, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 15, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Hawa (Guest) on November 18, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on November 18, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Saidi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 26, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on September 17, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 8, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Shabani (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Raha (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Sarafina (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 20, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Neema (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mariam (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Zainab (Guest) on June 18, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Amir (Guest) on June 18, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Jamal (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 11, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 27, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 9, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 16, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mwanais (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Sekela (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on March 26, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on March 25, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Fadhili (Guest) on March 23, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 11, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!