A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
George Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Wande (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Halima (Guest) on January 16, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Khadija (Guest) on January 15, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Salma (Guest) on January 15, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 5, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Saidi (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 14, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Hashim (Guest) on December 10, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Khadija (Guest) on December 6, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Abdillah (Guest) on November 15, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Khatib (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 6, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Mzee (Guest) on October 2, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
John Malisa (Guest) on October 2, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 1, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on September 19, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on September 18, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Shukuru (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Khamis (Guest) on September 10, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 22, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Omari (Guest) on August 13, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Rubea (Guest) on August 6, 2016
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Safiya (Guest) on August 3, 2016
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Fatuma (Guest) on July 30, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 28, 2016
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Maimuna (Guest) on July 27, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Abubakar (Guest) on July 6, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 25, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Josephine (Guest) on May 20, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 10, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on May 9, 2016
๐ I needed that!
Mazrui (Guest) on May 8, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 7, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on April 5, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 3, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 22, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 12, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 28, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐