What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! π§Ήβ¨
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 5, 2017
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Victor Malima (Guest) on April 1, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 22, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Chiku (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Nuru (Guest) on March 17, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Yusra (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Mohamed (Guest) on February 25, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Selemani (Guest) on February 19, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Nasra (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Baridi (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 6, 2017
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Warda (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2016
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 17, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
Khatib (Guest) on November 13, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Baridi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Issack (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Sekela (Guest) on November 4, 2016
π This one really got me!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 2, 2016
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Nyota (Guest) on October 28, 2016
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 21, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Bahati (Guest) on October 13, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Maulid (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 19, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 14, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Nassar (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Yahya (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Mazrui (Guest) on July 23, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Farida (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 20, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 13, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 12, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Chiku (Guest) on June 7, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Sumaya (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 20, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Fadhila (Guest) on April 18, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Tabu (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Hekima (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ