Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.
Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?
Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!
Daudi (Guest) on May 14, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Halimah (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Arifa (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Muslima (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Rahma (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Zakia (Guest) on February 23, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Nahida (Guest) on February 14, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 30, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 7, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 23, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Fadhila (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Zakia (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Safiya (Guest) on December 3, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 15, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 29, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
John Lissu (Guest) on October 20, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Selemani (Guest) on October 17, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Kheri (Guest) on September 15, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Sharifa (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 22, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 22, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Rahim (Guest) on July 29, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 16, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mashaka (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Kahina (Guest) on July 2, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Fatuma (Guest) on June 28, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Khatib (Guest) on June 26, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Sekela (Guest) on June 14, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Shabani (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 29, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 15, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
John Lissu (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 9, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 30, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Neema (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Maneno (Guest) on April 21, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 14, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 10, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 7, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!