Short Answer: 🤠 Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! 🐴👢
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!👢🐴😄
Nahida (Guest) on February 9, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Masika (Guest) on February 6, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Rahim (Guest) on February 2, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 19, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 17, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Mwanais (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Zuhura (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Hekima (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Jamila (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 19, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Rubea (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Sumaya (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Nahida (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Ahmed (Guest) on September 28, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Majid (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Selemani (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Bahati (Guest) on September 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Mjaka (Guest) on August 24, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Sofia (Guest) on August 21, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Amani (Guest) on August 14, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Abubakar (Guest) on August 12, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Chiku (Guest) on July 23, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Hassan (Guest) on July 16, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Selemani (Guest) on July 5, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 25, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 5, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Zubeida (Guest) on May 22, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 20, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Furaha (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 27, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mwanais (Guest) on March 30, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 30, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Hassan (Guest) on March 22, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
John Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Saidi (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
John Mushi (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂