Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! ๐ด๐
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! ๐๐พ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Omar (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 31, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Tambwe (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on December 18, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
James Mduma (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 11, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Chiku (Guest) on December 8, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 3, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Hamida (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Nyota (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 7, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Leila (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Sumaya (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 3, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Sumaya (Guest) on August 28, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 13, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Baridi (Guest) on August 8, 2017
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Omari (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Nassar (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 9, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 23, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 6, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Amani (Guest) on May 25, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 17, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Mariam (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Mariam (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Husna (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 31, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Rukia (Guest) on March 6, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 27, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ