Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! π€π
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! ππ
Josephine (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 24, 2018
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2018
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Fatuma (Guest) on January 8, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Sekela (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Latifa (Guest) on December 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Shabani (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Mashaka (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2017
π You got me!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Yahya (Guest) on November 18, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 13, 2017
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 2, 2017
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 14, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Majid (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Sekela (Guest) on August 27, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Zakia (Guest) on August 27, 2017
π So funny!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Fadhili (Guest) on July 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Kazija (Guest) on July 23, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2017
π What a joke!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Kassim (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Issack (Guest) on July 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 9, 2017
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Kheri (Guest) on June 28, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Abubakari (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Nassor (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Nahida (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Yusra (Guest) on June 7, 2017
π Iβm dying!
Jamila (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 28, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Juma (Guest) on May 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 5, 2017
π€£ Sending this now!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 7, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£