Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! ππ»
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
Abdillah (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 20, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Kheri (Guest) on February 19, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! π
Khadija (Guest) on February 5, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Nashon (Guest) on January 31, 2018
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Maida (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2018
π You got me good!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Maida (Guest) on December 19, 2017
π Still cracking up!
Halima (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 5, 2017
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 2, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 24, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Khatib (Guest) on November 21, 2017
π That punchline was epic!
Asha (Guest) on November 13, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
John Lissu (Guest) on November 13, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Sumaya (Guest) on November 8, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 16, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 10, 2017
π This is gold!
John Mushi (Guest) on October 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 29, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 19, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Habiba (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2017
π Saving this one!
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Halimah (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Shamsa (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 8, 2017
π Too good!
Mhina (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Maulid (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 6, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Hawa (Guest) on June 20, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Biashara (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Zakaria (Guest) on June 7, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
George Mallya (Guest) on June 5, 2017
π I canβt stop laughing!
Amina (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
John Kamande (Guest) on May 26, 2017
π This just made my day!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 6, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 23, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 22, 2017
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 20, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
James Mduma (Guest) on April 15, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Mazrui (Guest) on April 7, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π