Faiza (Guest) on March 22, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Halima (Guest) on March 14, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 13, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 8, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 6, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 3, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 28, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Hamida (Guest) on February 15, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 5, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Maida (Guest) on January 31, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 27, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Yusuf (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nassar (Guest) on January 14, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mohamed (Guest) on January 4, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Safiya (Guest) on December 17, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Masika (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Maulid (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Baraka (Guest) on November 20, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 19, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 17, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 4, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 1, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

George Mallya (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Wande (Guest) on October 13, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Fikiri (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 29, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Zakia (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Kheri (Guest) on September 19, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 16, 2017

😄 Too good!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 15, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 4, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 29, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Habiba (Guest) on August 25, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Furaha (Guest) on August 24, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 10, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 6, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Daudi (Guest) on July 28, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 28, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Zakia (Guest) on July 23, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 19, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Warda (Guest) on July 12, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Yahya (Guest) on June 30, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 29, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 25, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

John Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼