Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ผ๐ฅฆ
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Jaffar (Guest) on March 4, 2018
๐ Iโm dying!
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 5, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Issack (Guest) on February 3, 2018
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 20, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2018
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 8, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 24, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 28, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 23, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on November 11, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Bahati (Guest) on November 6, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Fatuma (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 20, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Kahina (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Salima (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Yusra (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2017
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 31, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Zainab (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Nashon (Guest) on July 7, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Binti (Guest) on July 6, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Nyota (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 23, 2017
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 21, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Zuhura (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2017
๐ I needed that!
Nashon (Guest) on June 13, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Josephine (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Baridi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Saidi (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Salma (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 30, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐