John Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 14, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

James Mduma (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Abubakar (Guest) on March 26, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 21, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Sultan (Guest) on March 8, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 28, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Khatib (Guest) on February 28, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Hassan (Guest) on February 26, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

James Kimani (Guest) on February 23, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 16, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 24, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 12, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Chiku (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Baraka (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 19, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Habiba (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 21, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Rehema (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 18, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 21, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Chum (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Halima (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Rashid (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Hassan (Guest) on August 27, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Hashim (Guest) on August 14, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Azima (Guest) on August 12, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 7, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 1, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mgeni (Guest) on July 26, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Yusuf (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Selemani (Guest) on July 13, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Nyota (Guest) on July 9, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Kassim (Guest) on July 8, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sumaya (Guest) on July 2, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 20, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 19, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Aziza (Guest) on June 7, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 19, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂