What do you call two birds in love?

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 21, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Zainab (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 15, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Khalifa (Guest) on October 25, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 24, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Kheri (Guest) on October 18, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on October 10, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 18, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 18, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Fadhila (Guest) on September 11, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 11, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mgeni (Guest) on September 10, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Kazija (Guest) on September 3, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 3, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mchuma (Guest) on August 30, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mjaka (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 23, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 22, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 15, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Zakia (Guest) on August 8, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 3, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 29, 2018

😁 This is gold!

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 14, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Majid (Guest) on July 10, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 27, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 30, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 27, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Maulid (Guest) on May 26, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 19, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nashon (Guest) on May 10, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Salma (Guest) on May 8, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Tabu (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 28, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Khamis (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 7, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 1, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 27, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mzee (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️