Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟♂️💆♀️
Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁♂️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Wande (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Binti (Guest) on October 12, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Hassan (Guest) on October 5, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Nahida (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 19, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 15, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Khalifa (Guest) on September 12, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 12, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 29, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Nashon (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Wande (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Umi (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 9, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Raha (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Omar (Guest) on July 24, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Rabia (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Majid (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Hashim (Guest) on July 18, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 12, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 20, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 31, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 7, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 30, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 29, 2017
😁 This made my day!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 6, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 5, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Mashaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Kheri (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 4, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 28, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Raha (Guest) on February 22, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Leila (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 8, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Bakari (Guest) on February 3, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 28, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Ndoto (Guest) on December 17, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Shani (Guest) on December 6, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Zawadi (Guest) on December 4, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣