Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Shamsa (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Hekima (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 7, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 25, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Jabir (Guest) on November 24, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 19, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Mhina (Guest) on November 17, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
John Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
John Lissu (Guest) on October 27, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Mjaka (Guest) on October 26, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 23, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 20, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Farida (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Fikiri (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 13, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 7, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 1, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 20, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Kazija (Guest) on June 29, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Biashara (Guest) on May 30, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 29, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Kazija (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 20, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Kazija (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 3, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 28, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 8, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 7, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
George Tenga (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Jaffar (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Amina (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Rabia (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Kahina (Guest) on February 17, 2017
😁 This is gold!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 4, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 26, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Mwanais (Guest) on January 25, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 20, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Umi (Guest) on January 17, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 14, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Amani (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️