Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! ๐ฆ๐จ
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Shamsa (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Hekima (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 25, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Jabir (Guest) on November 24, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Mhina (Guest) on November 17, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
John Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 27, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on October 26, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 23, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 20, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Farida (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Fikiri (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 13, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 7, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 1, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 20, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Kazija (Guest) on June 29, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Biashara (Guest) on May 30, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 29, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Kazija (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 20, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
Kazija (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 3, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 28, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2017
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 8, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 7, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Jaffar (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Amina (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Rabia (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Kahina (Guest) on February 17, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 4, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 26, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on January 25, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 20, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Umi (Guest) on January 17, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 14, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Amani (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ