Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! ππ¨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 22, 2017
π Mood instantly lifted!
Rabia (Guest) on October 20, 2017
π This joke just made my day!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 19, 2017
π Pure comedy gold!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 2, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Safiya (Guest) on September 27, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Bahati (Guest) on September 26, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Kiza (Guest) on September 22, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 19, 2017
π This is a keeper!
Omari (Guest) on September 12, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Biashara (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Khatib (Guest) on September 4, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 4, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Masika (Guest) on September 1, 2017
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Safiya (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Safiya (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Hekima (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
John Mushi (Guest) on August 5, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 30, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 28, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 22, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Yusra (Guest) on July 18, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 8, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 7, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 13, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
John Kamande (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Husna (Guest) on May 12, 2017
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Husna (Guest) on May 10, 2017
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Bakari (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 17, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Halima (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Khamis (Guest) on April 14, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
John Lissu (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
James Malima (Guest) on March 28, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Mwanais (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 8, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Yusra (Guest) on March 7, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 17, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Yahya (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Sekela (Guest) on February 1, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Rahim (Guest) on January 21, 2017
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 11, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 7, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Shani (Guest) on January 4, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
George Mallya (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 20, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ