Kassim (Guest) on November 29, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 23, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 20, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Amina (Guest) on November 18, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 15, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nashon (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Fadhila (Guest) on October 14, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 10, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Hassan (Guest) on October 3, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Halimah (Guest) on September 23, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 23, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on September 20, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Amina (Guest) on September 7, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Amina (Guest) on September 6, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Fikiri (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 2, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Neema (Guest) on August 29, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rukia (Guest) on August 26, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 19, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 29, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mchuma (Guest) on July 24, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Rashid (Guest) on July 9, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 9, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Saidi (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 30, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Abdullah (Guest) on June 25, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 21, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 14, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kheri (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 23, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Rahma (Guest) on May 15, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

John Lissu (Guest) on May 10, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 9, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 9, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 9, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 9, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Daudi (Guest) on May 9, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Amir (Guest) on April 23, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 7, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 1, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Hekima (Guest) on March 12, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 3, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

John Kamande (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on February 3, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rashid (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 19, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Kazija (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 10, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Halima (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂