Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! ๐ "
Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish ๐ further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.
Shamsa (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 5, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on March 27, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Mjaka (Guest) on March 26, 2018
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
John Malisa (Guest) on March 22, 2018
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 17, 2018
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Shani (Guest) on March 17, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Jabir (Guest) on March 11, 2018
๐ So funny!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 7, 2018
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 6, 2018
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 4, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Baraka (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Josephine (Guest) on February 12, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 30, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 23, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 20, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 15, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Neema (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 30, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 23, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 28, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Josephine (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Hashim (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 3, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 25, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on October 21, 2017
๐ Too good!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Binti (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 8, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Nahida (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on September 1, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Josephine (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 11, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Zuhura (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 25, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on July 25, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Muslima (Guest) on July 18, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 15, 2017
๐ This joke just made my day!
Shamsa (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Nchi (Guest) on July 9, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Rubea (Guest) on July 8, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Yusuf (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Issa (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐