Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! ๐๐
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! ๐ โโ๏ธ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Fikiri (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 31, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Safiya (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Zakaria (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 21, 2018
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 11, 2018
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 9, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Chum (Guest) on September 20, 2018
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Latifa (Guest) on September 6, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 31, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Khamis (Guest) on August 28, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on August 26, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 9, 2018
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Sarafina (Guest) on June 28, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Neema (Guest) on June 27, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
George Tenga (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 15, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Arifa (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Umi (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Hamida (Guest) on May 4, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Tabu (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Abubakari (Guest) on April 22, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Maneno (Guest) on April 17, 2018
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Khamis (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 27, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on March 21, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 16, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 4, 2018
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 23, 2018
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Khadija (Guest) on February 10, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Habiba (Guest) on January 22, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 21, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 20, 2018
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on January 16, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2018
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 6, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
John Lissu (Guest) on December 28, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง