Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 12, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 8, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Hashim (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Zulekha (Guest) on August 3, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
George Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 26, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Muslima (Guest) on July 25, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 25, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 20, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 15, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Josephine (Guest) on June 27, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 25, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 22, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 22, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Abubakari (Guest) on June 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Husna (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 28, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Furaha (Guest) on May 22, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 16, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 14, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 13, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 10, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 1, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 24, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Mchuma (Guest) on April 11, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Issa (Guest) on April 7, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Jamila (Guest) on April 4, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 2, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Latifa (Guest) on March 29, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Habiba (Guest) on March 27, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Halimah (Guest) on March 26, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 13, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Shukuru (Guest) on March 2, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 26, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Mgeni (Guest) on February 21, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwanais (Guest) on February 19, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Saidi (Guest) on February 18, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 11, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Mazrui (Guest) on January 25, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
John Malisa (Guest) on December 28, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Juma (Guest) on December 17, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Issack (Guest) on December 10, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Aziza (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
John Lissu (Guest) on November 28, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Biashara (Guest) on November 3, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 1, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊