The outside! 🦃🌟
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "side" by suggesting that the outside of the turkey has the most feathers because, well, the feathers are all over the outside of the turkey! It's a playful twist on what could be a simple question, adding a touch of humor to make you smile. 🤣🍗
Chiku (Guest) on January 17, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Zulekha (Guest) on December 22, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
John Lissu (Guest) on December 19, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Khatib (Guest) on November 10, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 5, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Issack (Guest) on November 4, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 30, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 26, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 21, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Sarafina (Guest) on October 7, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 28, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 14, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 26, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Hashim (Guest) on August 21, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 9, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 1, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 23, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 17, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 23, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Umi (Guest) on June 19, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Bakari (Guest) on June 18, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 4, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Zakaria (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 11, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Maida (Guest) on May 8, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Juma (Guest) on April 28, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Rubea (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 3, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
John Lissu (Guest) on March 27, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 17, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 7, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Mashaka (Guest) on February 27, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Nyota (Guest) on February 25, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Salum (Guest) on February 22, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Fadhili (Guest) on February 19, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Safiya (Guest) on February 11, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 7, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Nyota (Guest) on January 29, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Sarafina (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
James Malima (Guest) on January 26, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 23, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋