Where do pencils go for vacation?

Salma (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nassor (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwanais (Guest) on December 15, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 8, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Yahya (Guest) on December 1, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 29, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 4, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 30, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 21, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Khalifa (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Sumaya (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Muslima (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 4, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 31, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Fadhili (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Rabia (Guest) on August 14, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nyota (Guest) on August 8, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rahim (Guest) on August 7, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 6, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 31, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

David Chacha (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 24, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Nchi (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 29, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Tambwe (Guest) on June 28, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Kheri (Guest) on June 16, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nassor (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwanais (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hekima (Guest) on May 13, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

James Kimani (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 22, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mustafa (Guest) on April 19, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 18, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 13, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Makame (Guest) on April 3, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Kheri (Guest) on March 29, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mashaka (Guest) on February 27, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on February 26, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Nassar (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on February 21, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Omar (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 13, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 29, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on January 24, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Sekela (Guest) on January 15, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Baraka (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎