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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

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Short Answer: ๐Ÿ›’ The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ผ


Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.

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Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคจ

Rashid (Guest) on December 16, 2018

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

James Mduma (Guest) on December 16, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™

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Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Juma (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…

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How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’

Daudi (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ

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Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 2, 2018

I hate when Iโ€™m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโ€™t know Y. ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿค”

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Whatโ€™s Beethovenโ€™s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŒ

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜ด

Ahmed (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 19, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโ€™m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ›Œ

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 17, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I havenโ€™t even gone to bed yet, and I already canโ€™t wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜†

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”

Hashim (Guest) on November 1, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

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I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

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To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿคฃ

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I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ

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Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ

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My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโ€™m not dead. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 17, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Whatโ€™s brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mzee (Guest) on September 4, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’ป

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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 27, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก

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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโ€™t work! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ””

Mjaka (Guest) on August 10, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 31, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see that coming!

Maulid (Guest) on July 19, 2018

Why donโ€™t some fish play piano? Because you canโ€™t tuna fish! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽน

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฅš

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Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ

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Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Œ

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 13, 2018

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฒ

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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

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๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m saving this one!

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ

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Sometimes I drink waterโ€”just to surprise my liver. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 16, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ๐ŸŒฟ

Maneno (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐Ÿช‘โœ‹

George Mallya (Guest) on March 24, 2018

What do you call cheese that isnโ€™t yours? Nacho cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿคฃ

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 21, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก

John Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ

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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโ€™m talking on it. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Why donโ€™t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’‰

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

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Iโ€™m not overweight. Iโ€™m just under-tall. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค

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Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšซ

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Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ

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