Answer: Santa Claus π
Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! ππ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Faiza (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Ndoto (Guest) on February 14, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 5, 2019
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Khatib (Guest) on February 4, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 2, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 26, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 13, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Zulekha (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 24, 2018
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 8, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 22, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Baridi (Guest) on October 26, 2018
π€£ Sending this now!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
John Malisa (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 8, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Abubakari (Guest) on September 30, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Omar (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 23, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 23, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Tabu (Guest) on September 19, 2018
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 17, 2018
π This one really got me!
Kiza (Guest) on September 4, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 29, 2018
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Tambwe (Guest) on August 17, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Arifa (Guest) on July 16, 2018
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 3, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 1, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Maida (Guest) on June 28, 2018
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 10, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 9, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Hekima (Guest) on June 1, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Fadhila (Guest) on May 7, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Faiza (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Azima (Guest) on May 3, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Selemani (Guest) on May 1, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 30, 2018
π Iβm saving this one!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 15, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 6, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 24, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 14, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 10, 2018
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Arifa (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Zainab (Guest) on March 8, 2018
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Mashaka (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Yusuf (Guest) on February 21, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 1, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 31, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Shabani (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Monday should be optional. π΄β³