What dies but never lives?

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 19, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Jafari (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 17, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 24, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Rabia (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 26, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Aziza (Guest) on November 18, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Ali (Guest) on November 15, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 25, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Jamila (Guest) on October 22, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 19, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 13, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Abubakar (Guest) on October 2, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 29, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Hawa (Guest) on September 26, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 17, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 8, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Sekela (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 8, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Ahmed (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on August 1, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Arifa (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Sekela (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 21, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Kahina (Guest) on July 2, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 20, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 17, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Yahya (Guest) on June 13, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Tambwe (Guest) on May 30, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 30, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mchuma (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Hashim (Guest) on May 19, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 13, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 12, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 12, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Ali (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Warda (Guest) on April 13, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 8, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 23, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Umi (Guest) on March 21, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on March 2, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 26, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on February 3, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mzee (Guest) on January 31, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Fadhila (Guest) on January 14, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Faiza (Guest) on January 8, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Rabia (Guest) on January 5, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 25, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 22, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️