What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 23, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

John Kamande (Guest) on January 22, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 17, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 14, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Yusuf (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Baridi (Guest) on December 10, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 23, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mzee (Guest) on November 16, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 29, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 13, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 12, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Zainab (Guest) on October 11, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 15, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Shamim (Guest) on September 15, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 3, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 9, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mohamed (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 20, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 2, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Biashara (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwanais (Guest) on June 10, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 26, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 12, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Rashid (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 9, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 30, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 22, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 13, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 3, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Bakari (Guest) on January 12, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Halima (Guest) on January 11, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 5, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 25, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴