Answer: Hay-fever! 🤧🐴
Explanation: The doctor diagnosed the horse with hay-fever because horses love to eat hay, but this time it made the horse feel unwell. Just like humans who suffer from hay-fever, the horse had an allergic reaction to the hay! 🌾 The funny part is that we usually associate hay-fever with humans, but this time, the horse caught it too! 😄
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🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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🤣 This one’s fire!
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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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😆 That punchline!
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I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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😆 Still cracking up!
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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