Yahya (Guest) on April 16, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Selemani (Guest) on March 31, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 20, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Shukuru (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 3, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Sumaya (Guest) on February 23, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zulekha (Guest) on February 17, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 14, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 9, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 28, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 26, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Issack (Guest) on January 25, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 24, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 7, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Bakari (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 27, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Hekima (Guest) on December 23, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Tabu (Guest) on December 22, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 9, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Rahim (Guest) on December 6, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 4, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 3, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 27, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 21, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 2, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Khadija (Guest) on November 1, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 15, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 11, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Raha (Guest) on October 4, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 26, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Zuhura (Guest) on September 21, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Yusra (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 4, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Salima (Guest) on August 29, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rahma (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 22, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 9, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 20, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 17, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 13, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mchawi (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Zakaria (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 24, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 23, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 23, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 21, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Fatuma (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁