How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 1, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 9, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Maulid (Guest) on November 19, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 8, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 26, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Umi (Guest) on October 2, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Nuru (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 29, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 29, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 14, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Salima (Guest) on September 13, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Maulid (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Warda (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 22, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

John Malisa (Guest) on August 14, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 11, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Yahya (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Wande (Guest) on August 7, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Chiku (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 2, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Binti (Guest) on July 31, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mustafa (Guest) on July 29, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 28, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Zainab (Guest) on July 23, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jamila (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 2, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 21, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Maida (Guest) on June 21, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Athumani (Guest) on June 19, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 11, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Shukuru (Guest) on June 4, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 23, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Nassor (Guest) on May 15, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Farida (Guest) on April 30, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mzee (Guest) on April 26, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 10, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 8, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 7, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 7, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 23, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Abdillah (Guest) on March 22, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂