Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ๐๐
Maida (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Hassan (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 7, 2019
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 3, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 25, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
John Lissu (Guest) on September 22, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 20, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Aziza (Guest) on September 20, 2019
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Fadhila (Guest) on September 15, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on August 25, 2019
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 12, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 11, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 23, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 25, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Nuru (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 23, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Latifa (Guest) on June 21, 2019
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 15, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 10, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Warda (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Wande (Guest) on May 24, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 20, 2019
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on May 11, 2019
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on March 28, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 27, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Rubea (Guest) on March 19, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Zakaria (Guest) on February 27, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Nchi (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 9, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 2, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 16, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Mazrui (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Jaffar (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2018
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 18, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 9, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwanais (Guest) on December 4, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Nuru (Guest) on November 21, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Hawa (Guest) on November 11, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 9, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
John Kamande (Guest) on October 30, 2018
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Habiba (Guest) on October 26, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ