Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! π
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! π They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! πΆοΈ
Sharifa (Guest) on October 10, 2019
π Mood instantly lifted!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 5, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Hekima (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Kazija (Guest) on September 25, 2019
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Sofia (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 17, 2019
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 16, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 24, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Furaha (Guest) on August 10, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Zawadi (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Salma (Guest) on July 29, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Juma (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Husna (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Rukia (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 16, 2019
π Gotta save this!
Sultan (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 24, 2019
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Kiza (Guest) on May 17, 2019
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 28, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 25, 2019
π I need to save this one forever!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 25, 2019
π Perfect joke!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Azima (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 6, 2019
π Canβt wait to share this!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 30, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Rahma (Guest) on March 19, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 19, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Mhina (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 10, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Mjaka (Guest) on March 4, 2019
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Kassim (Guest) on February 20, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Fadhila (Guest) on February 17, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 15, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
James Mduma (Guest) on February 8, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Omari (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 25, 2019
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Issack (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 21, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Masika (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ