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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

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Short Answer: Because it had a head start! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ₯¬


Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.

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Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2020

🀣 Sending this now!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 26, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! πŸŽ©πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

Zainab (Guest) on December 25, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. πŸ€”πŸŽ‚

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 11, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜

Jaffar (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«

Jafari (Guest) on November 25, 2019

πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 18, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€

David Chacha (Guest) on November 14, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. πŸŽ§πŸ€”

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! πŸ–₯οΈπŸ€’

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 7, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄

Shamim (Guest) on November 2, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 24, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚

Amani (Guest) on October 24, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 22, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 20, 2019

πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! πŸπŸ“š

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 12, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌

Selemani (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 4, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Jabir (Guest) on September 30, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŠ

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 28, 2019

πŸ˜‚ I’m seriously crying over here!

Husna (Guest) on September 28, 2019

πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 21, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. πŸ˜œπŸ¦„

Shani (Guest) on September 18, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! πŸ¦΄πŸŽ‰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…

Rahim (Guest) on September 13, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 3, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ

Nashon (Guest) on September 2, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Tabu (Guest) on August 13, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 1, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 31, 2019

🀣 This joke is just too good!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 27, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑

Rabia (Guest) on July 10, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ

James Kimani (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 18, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ

Habiba (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™

Jafari (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ”

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 2, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 

Omari (Guest) on June 1, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳

John Kamande (Guest) on May 27, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! πŸŒ²πŸ’»

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 15, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! πŸ˜‘πŸ›‘

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Hashim (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! πŸ₯œπŸ™

Biashara (Guest) on April 29, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 29, 2019

πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!

Baridi (Guest) on April 26, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

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