Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄
Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 10, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Zulekha (Guest) on February 8, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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😁 This is gold!
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I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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😂 I need to save this one forever!
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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Kassim (Guest) on October 18, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Nassor (Guest) on October 10, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Aziza (Guest) on October 10, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Masika (Guest) on October 3, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Fadhili (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Mhina (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Mhina (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 7, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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😁 Best laugh of the day!
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😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 10, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 4, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Mwanais (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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