Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

John Mushi (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Sultan (Guest) on November 18, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Shani (Guest) on October 9, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 21, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Bakari (Guest) on September 20, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 10, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 29, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 11, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Shamim (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Jafari (Guest) on July 24, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 20, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2019

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Shamim (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mohamed (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Rukia (Guest) on June 30, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Maimuna (Guest) on June 9, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 3, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 25, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 17, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Habiba (Guest) on May 11, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 7, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 30, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 16, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Makame (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 6, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Josephine (Guest) on April 3, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 27, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Warda (Guest) on March 18, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Hamida (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 1, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 25, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Farida (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 30, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 1, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Biashara (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Zakaria (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Zainab (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 10, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 8, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Fadhili (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 4, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 23, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 10, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Hawa (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Furaha (Guest) on October 8, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mchuma (Guest) on October 7, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Faiza (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪